Went JB last night with darling, his cousin, ronnie and pele.. The roads in JB are very dangerous, filled with podholes and pool of small rocks.. Poor Pele had a fall at a U-turn full of rocks..
Then, when we entered a Mobil petrol station, we saw a "Zhao1 Cai2 Mao1" just beside the entrance.. It was really cute and it seemed rather cool.. Coz it got the bo chup character..
Get what I mean?
far-terd at 10:04 AM
Sunday, September 18, 2005 VanwieClick!
Not forgetting to mention that I will never die of hunger!
Click!
I am so proud of myself..
or maybe of my name.
far-terd at 8:09 AM
Thursday, September 15, 2005 Singapore National Excuses1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS : Maggi Mee.
2. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE : Traffic Jam.
3. NATIONAL CONDOM : None. Most Asians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-Eleven, grab the nearest pack, any brand also can, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
4. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION : Pineapple.
5. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK : Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints, they start swearing at everything...
6. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (Men) : Food Poisoning.
7. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (Women) : Menstrual Pain.
8. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, got early appointment, food not digested yet, aircon not cold enough, aircon too cold, nail polish not dried yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch tv, depressed, no mood, etc.
9. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX : None. Asian men never refuse sex.
10. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES : Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails, we have another secret weapon. Tiger Balm.
11. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS : Axeoil.
12. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (For Clubbers) : Happy Hours.
13. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (For Clubbers) : The sight of a police road block.
14. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
15. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME : Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!!! On second thought, why bother pronouncing Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanic say Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always "Mee Lo".
16. NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION : The Bra-less Tourists. See how heads turn and traffic slows down or causes even tailback car accidents when a bra-less Ang Moh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets.
far-terd at 10:10 PM
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 Maple
Never Trust Your Hairstylist
far-terd at 10:48 PM
Monday, September 05, 2005 Sian..
Darling Cooked For Me
Holidays bring boredom.. bah~
Abolish O'Level Math!
*roar!
far-terd at 1:43 AM