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Thursday, September 15, 2005 Singapore National Excuses

Singapore National Excuses

1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS : Maggi Mee.

2. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE : Traffic Jam.

3. NATIONAL CONDOM : None. Most Asians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-Eleven, grab the nearest pack, any brand also can, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

4. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION : Pineapple.

5. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK : Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints, they start swearing at everything...

6. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (Men) : Food Poisoning.

7. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (Women) : Menstrual Pain.

8. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, got early appointment, food not digested yet, aircon not cold enough, aircon too cold, nail polish not dried yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch tv, depressed, no mood, etc.

9. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX : None. Asian men never refuse sex.

10. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES : Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails, we have another secret weapon. Tiger Balm.

11. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS : Axeoil.

12. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (For Clubbers) : Happy Hours.

13. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (For Clubbers) : The sight of a police road block.

14. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

15. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME : Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!!! On second thought, why bother pronouncing Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanic say Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always "Mee Lo".

16. NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION : The Bra-less Tourists. See how heads turn and traffic slows down or causes even tailback car accidents when a bra-less Ang Moh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets.

far-terd at 10:10 PM

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twenty-two
undergrad/cabin crew

aims for

happiness
~~bike~~
2a licence
~~car licence~~
~~new job~~
diamond ring
complete degree
~~ralph lauren romance~~
~~bike servicing~~
~~new rims & tyres~~
~~mhr of505 helmet~~
new helmet
~~hp c5180~~
~~new watches~~
~~new wallet~~
new bags
more levis skinny
~~n95~~
~~sony psp~~
ds lite
pretty clothes
another overseas trip

maomao's list
~~grooming session~~
bigger house
~~new bowl~~