once upon a time,
there's a girl by the name of vanwie.
she was born in a smelly drain,
in a small dot called stinkapore.
she's ugly, dumb and poor,
nobody likes her.
one day,
she was struck by lightning,
during a thunderstorm,
in the midst of a tsunami.
miraculously she survived,
and managed to stuff a few fishes in her mouth.
she became invincible,
aunties approach her for toto numbers.
then came a handsome guy,
he came close to her.
and closer,
and closer.
then he asked..
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"eh can spare me 1 fishy bo? i ba tor yao leh.. so many in your mouth, dont selfish la"
since then,
she never ate fishes.
to be continued.......
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*the above mentioned story is totally fictitious.
far-terd at 11:53 AM